A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings.
The woman picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
She is speaking in a cheery voice:
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful.
I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies,
"That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's
having on his fishing trip with you."
Thanks Suzan, I just think these things are hilarious (others are moving) and wanted to share. I offered to send RR the story about Cracked Pots as it wasn't risque at all, but no response. So...I decided to just put them here so anyone who wants to, can blog on and read them. I, too, thought the diver's story was hilarious and, to boot, was TRUE!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Happy! I'm busting a gut over your telling of "your" tail. I do love a good joke (with just a hint of naughtiness) but really don't like 'dirty' humour.
ReplyDeleteBTW, WHERE do you live? I checked your blog but can't figure it out.
hi leslie,
ReplyDeletei've never heard this one before. it was a funny joke. this is what i thought as i read the ending, "liar, liar, pants on fire." and the academy award goes to.....?