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Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. Caroline Rhea - comedienne
Critic: a legless man who teaches running.
Satirist: a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. Peter McArthur – Canadian writer
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) – writer and satirist
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau - actress
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. Anonymous
"Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
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Jeanne Moreau was one of my favorite actresses - and women! What a wonderful quote. Can I borrow it?
By all means...it's yours to do with as you please...lol
ReplyDeleteThose are all good. Thanks for putting that together!
ReplyDeleteI love Caroline Rhea's the most. The others are soooo true as well.
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ReplyDeleteMy wife's definition of marriage, "What is your's is ours; what is mine is mine."
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A masochist is someone who says,"Beat me!"
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An optimist is one who "believes that we are living in the best possible world."
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