1. Our president is called a Prime Minister. Currently, it's Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party, which is sort of like your Democratic Party.
5. We do not find the term "Canuck" derogatory, like Americans find "Yank" derogatory. It apparently originated during World War One. Your soldiers were call "doughboys" and ours were called "Johnny Canucks". I think the British coined the term, but I'm not sure. Our Vancouver hockey team is called the Canucks!
11. That movie you thought was filmed in New York, or Seattle, or Chicago, or Los Angeles -- may have just been filmed in Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto. Check out this link - you just may be surprised. http://www.flightnetwork.com/blog/20-movies-probably-didnt-know-filmed-canada/
12. We own the North Pole, and therefore Santa Claus is Canadian. The internationally recognized mailing address for jolly old St. Nick is:
Canada HOH OHO
This was certainly meant to be amusing, so I hope you had a few laughs and didn't take UMBRAGE at any of it.