Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
The entire congregation said, "Amen!"
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The Veterinarian
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome bycuriosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes,' she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno."
10 comments:
Love the first one!
Leslie, LOL. Those are wonderful. :-)
Great fun Leslie
"Louis" is sending his pastor the link to this. "Louis" will not hold his breath for either of these to appear in the church bulletin, however.....
In the meantime, over at San Francisco Bay Daily Photo, "Louis" shows you how to see the Mona Lisa without traveling to Paris et le Louvre.
Oh these are hilarious... made me smile big time!!
LOL made me smile a lot!
Too, too cute!
Heheh! Funny. The first one could even be a sermon by itself.
Loved these jokes!!
ROFLMAO !!!
Both are good. I must rememeber to send themon... especially the last one.
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