You've been thinking about them, realizing you haven't heard from them for quite a while, so you finally give them a call.
You're greeted with something like the following:
"Oh my gosh! How ARE you? I haven't heard from you for so long I thought maybe you'd disappeared off the face of the earth!"
"Oh HI! I thought you'd died!"
I had the lovely
Honestly, do these people own phones that only receive calls? Can they not call out?
I replied to both these people, "Gee, does your phone not call out? You could call me once in a while, too, you know."But this type of person never gets it...they simply continue on yakking about themselves and just briefly ask how I am. *sigh*
Makes me want to reach through the phone and strangle them with the cord...except there's no cord on phones these days. ARGH!