When I read these in the paper today, I thought I just HAVE to share them. They are hilarious.
From Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
From George Dubyah: I have opinions of my own - but I don't always agree with them.
From Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
From Ted Turner: If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.
From Christina Aguilera: So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
From Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
From George Dubyah: I have opinions of my own - but I don't always agree with them.
From Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
From Ted Turner: If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.
From Christina Aguilera: So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
8 comments:
Gimme fame so I can say something like...living is fun when your having fun.
Idiots caught with the foot in mouth disease...got to love them for the break from reality they offer,
Peace
mark
Oh wow... hilarious... gotta remember to not take a sip of coffee while reading these.
Leslie, these are hilarious! These folks definitely belong with the group in the Darwin awards.
"I have opinions of my own - but I don't always agree with them." And the man has been President of the United States for two terms. *shudder*
there seems to be an important connection between low IQ and lots of money...is there hope for me yet?
love the picture of queenie and her prince
Well, duh!
Love the accompanying picture.
Leslie, I love the picture that goes with this post!!!
I'm trying to visit some blogs this morning while I'm at work. My dial-up is so slow at home.
I just want to know what the Queen of England and Prince Charles were laughing at. I have never seen either of them laugh before. It is surreal.
Great quotes and what a great choice of photo to go with them!
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