In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT&DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
16 comments:
"there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. "
and the way things are going they'll both be on the same person!
giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "pleasuring yourself"
So funny! Hey is you want a crack at marrying Uncle Hugh, come on down for a visit to Florida!!! We'd love to have you....
Oh Leslie, this is so funny... I just can't wait to cut and paste (do I have permission) so I can pass this along. My husband will love it! Thanks for putting a smile on my face today.
so funny Leslie, I had to read the whole post before I knew what it was all about! lol lol lol lol! and I am not thick! as they say!! well I was sure I wasn't until now! lol lol lol!
I must be very lucky with natural perky boobs yer! right!.......just kidding!! this post is a lot of fun!!
Lee-ann
Gave me a jolly good laugh to start my day! then I read ackworth born, & laughed some more!
Leslie, I just spritzed my apple juice all over my computer monitor.
Omigawd...! :-)
(You need to take off your word verification. Arrggghhh)
Oh Ackworth, you are too funny!
Nancy, tell Uncle Hugh I'm a'comin' down! lol ;D
Nancy - feel free to pass it along. Someone sent it to me and I couldn't resist sharing it.
Lee-Ann - you and me with perky boobs. Salutin' the floor! ;D
Meggie, glad you had a laugh!
Josie, I'll see what I can do about that word verification thingy. Since you asked so nicely! ;P
I don't think I could say it any better than ackworth...he just says it all....but really....from a nursing perspective...there is something wrong with seeing a 70 year old woman with perky breasts....
Very funny Leslie. Thanks for removing word verification. I hate it and have only had to delete about three spams that got through.
Made me smile alot it is really funny. I too am going to pass it on like Nancy. Thanks.
BBC - thanks SO much for sharing but this is TMI for most of my readers.
I had to laugh out loud when I read this post. Thanks for sharing!
It certainly gives a person something to think about!
Take care.
Brilliant post and I'm still laughing! You have absolutely made my evening!
That is hilarious!
This is so funny... i may have to share it with a few people...hope thats ok will give you a link in return
No need for forgiveness, I totally agree with this post!
Glad I found your blog.
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