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I took very early retirement from teaching in '06 and did some traveling in Europe and the UK before settling down to do some private tutoring. As a voracious reader, I have many books waiting in line for me to read. Tell me I shouldn't read something, and I will. I'm a happy, optimistic person and I love to travel and through that believe that life can be a continuous learning experience. I'm looking forward to traveling more some day. I enjoy walking, cycling, water aerobics & and sports like tennis, volleyball, and fastpitch/baseball. I'm just getting into photography as a hobby and I'm enjoying learning all the bits and bobs of my digital camera. My family is everything to me and I'm delighted to be the mother of two girls and the Gramma of a boy and a girl. I may be a Gramma, but I'm at heart just a girl who wants to have fun.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

BRAS

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.
He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B".

With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type".

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
differences?"

The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses,

The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the
Baptist type for?"

"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".

And, if you need more information here's some more:

Have you ever wandered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,
G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Well,
if you have ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code:

A. Almost Boobs

B. Barely Boobs

C. Can't Complain

D. Dang!

DD. Double Dang!

E. Enormous

F. Fake

G. Get a reduction

H. Help Me, I've fallen and can't get up.....

7 comments:

HeiressChild said...

well, at least we now know what the letters mean. thanks for the info. funny.

DesertFlowers said...

That is so hilarious. I can't believe the funnies you're coming up with and you study as well. WOW you are a Super Granny!.

Hugs Suzanne

Babette said...

HAHA HA HA HA funny funnies Leslie! I look few years younger right now... a smile.. an instant face lift!

DesertFlowers said...

So what do you think about this open BBQ that RR is having. I would drive over there if you want to meet up, but like you said coming from Canada is pretty costly and I don't want to spent the money coming from Arizona. But I would like to do the same as CJ and stand back and observe, especially now that I ask him to drop my video into the circular file. If the BBQ ends up being open to the public he could get all his beach friends and youngins coming and I don't think that would be comfortable for any of mature ladies to have a bunch of young babes there. Forest Hills is a cutie isn't she?

leslie said...
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Belizegial said...

Hey Leslie,

I am 'out of the loop' and haven't a clue about what you ladies are discussing....had to be off the blog due to some problems with my puter.

Anyway it is good to be back and the jokes are terrific:) A good way to start out Saturday evening.

Cheers y'all.

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