A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings.
The woman picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
She is speaking in a cheery voice:
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful.
I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies,
"That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's
having on his fishing trip with you."
About Me
- Leslie:
- Delta, British Columbia, Canada
- I took very early retirement from teaching in '06 and did some traveling in Europe and the UK before settling down to do some private tutoring. As a voracious reader, I have many books waiting in line for me to read. Tell me I shouldn't read something, and I will. I'm a happy, optimistic person and I love to travel and through that believe that life can be a continuous learning experience. I'm looking forward to traveling more some day. I enjoy walking, cycling, water aerobics & and sports like tennis, volleyball, and fastpitch/baseball. I'm just getting into photography as a hobby and I'm enjoying learning all the bits and bobs of my digital camera. My family is everything to me and I'm delighted to be the mother of two girls and the Gramma of a boy and a girl. I may be a Gramma, but I'm at heart just a girl who wants to have fun.
3 comments:
Thanks Suzan, I just think these things are hilarious (others are moving) and wanted to share. I offered to send RR the story about Cracked Pots as it wasn't risque at all, but no response. So...I decided to just put them here so anyone who wants to, can blog on and read them. I, too, thought the diver's story was hilarious and, to boot, was TRUE!!!
Thanks Happy! I'm busting a gut over your telling of "your" tail. I do love a good joke (with just a hint of naughtiness) but really don't like 'dirty' humour.
BTW, WHERE do you live? I checked your blog but can't figure it out.
hi leslie,
i've never heard this one before. it was a funny joke. this is what i thought as i read the ending, "liar, liar, pants on fire." and the academy award goes to.....?
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